For St Gene, on the Occasion of his Prospective Martyrdom

He is scheduled to be fatally snubbed on July 22, 2008 around 2 pm GMT.

Snarky comment: Gene, baby, if you would like to deflect the criticism that well nigh all who know you think you are just a tad self-absorbed, you might want to consider having comments on your blog. If nothing else, the flood of 'death threats' will give that ever so hunky Rolf in your 'security detail' something to do.