Friday, December 07, 2007

The New Revised Episcopal Bible (beta)

I recently got a sneak peek at the new Episcopal Church Bible, soon to be rolled out a church near you!

Gospels
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Mark
Jonathan
James
Lisa

Book of Inertia

Epistles
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1st Letter of Katherine to the Heretics
2nd Letter of Katherine to the Heretics
3rd Letter of Katherine to the Heretics
1st Louie
2nd Louie
Louie, Louie
Epistle to Chatham
Epistle to Pasadena
Epistle to Hammonton

Book of Tantrums



Revision: Changed title to post to make it punchier.

3 comments:

Thomas B. Woodward said...

I'm honored to be in the Bible. I hope my writing is inspiring to you.
Tom Woodward

Andrew said...

The aspect about this whole conflict within the church that disturbs me most, is how the radical liberals have unwilling to discuss the issues.

Instead, the Church has been presented with a "Change to meet our expectations or else" agenda. Is it any wonder that they are met with a backlash of instant rejection?

The saddest part is that some of the good works performed by the liberal bastion are truly excellent. But they get ignored because of the ideological conflict.

The 'in-your-face' style of confrontational change is counterproductive and has led to our current state.

While I find the 'new Bible' witty, I also find a very sad reminder of the state of the Church.

Matthew said...

I laugh, that I do not cry, best sums up my attitude.

Welcome Tom, Poke around a bit and feel free to discuss anything you please.