What the headline really said: Town Using Sensors Embedded In Streets To Detect Illegally Parked Vehicles.
What I thought it said: Town Using Senators Embedded In Streets To Detect Illegally Parked Vehicles.
My initial thought was finally someone has discovered a use for them. Which was followed shortly by a sense of crushing disappointment that the headline couldn't be true. Truly heartbreaking and probably a sign I need more sleep and possibly an eye exam.